GREENWOOD - The Greenwood Ranger is pleased to announce a new editorial column will begin next week. Greenwood’s own Shawna Whitecotton will share her thoughts in her column “Very Sassy and Mildly Classy.”
I remedy problems submitted by readers just like you. I give the most cringeworthy, comical, toe-curling, rib-tickling, possibly illegal, and technically correct advice anywhere around. You probably shouldn’t do anything I recommend!
Just because I got away with it doesn’t mean you won’t get a police escort to the tax funded extended stay Midland County motel.
(Disclaimer: The VSMC column is intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. It’s not intended to replace or substitute any professional, financial, medical, legal, or other professional advice. The opinions or views expressed in this column are not intended to treat or diagnose; nor are they meant to replace the treatment and care from a licensed professional, physician, mental or health professional. This column, its author, the newspaper and publisher are not responsible for any potential disasters that may come of this column. You, and only you, are completely responsible for your actions. VSMC is a satirical column and you knew this coming in.)