Very Sassy & Mildly Classy

Dear Shawna,

After 5 months of being swollen beyond recognition, I have finally given birth to a beautiful baby girl! Now the problem is, I can’t remember where I put my wedding ring. Do I tell my husband I’ve lost it or keep pretending my fingers are still too swollen to wear it?

Congrats on your baby girl! These will be the most wonderful weeks of your life. It’s a job you will never regret.

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