Mildly Classy
I’m a 29 year old female who is ONLY attracted to married men. How do I stop being attracted to married men? I know they are off limits but the attraction to them is stronger than any other “type” of man. Help.
Well well! If it isn’t Homewrecker Heather.. I think you need a good oldfashioned butt-kicking. You know, the kind of beating that makes you rethink your life. I’m sure one of the wives will be more than happy to assist you with this.
Let’s get down to the nitty-gritty, It sounds like you have an underlying issue of never being told no! Let me guess, you were the kid who instead of being told no walked out of the Piggly wiggly loads of crap in tow? Your momma should have whooped that butt way back in the day to keep you from growing up to want things you just can’t have.
You can’t always be told yes or you grow up to be a lady who is only attracted to another lady’s husband. Shoot I’m embarrassed for your momma to have raised such an entitled lil brat. Bless her heart… I’m not going to beat around the bush here. You have it in your head that you are entitled to everyone and everything, and you aren’t. You need to learn rather quickly that married men are off-limits.
I know all the good ones are in committed relationships, married, or batting for the other team, but Hun, that’s the way it goes. If you aren’t willing to get the right hook from a wife running on little to no sleep, hyped up on caffeine, and trucker no doze you might want to retrain your brain into being attracted to single men.
This isn’t a Piggly Wiggly and you aren’t going to get to take home everything you see. You better hope like hell you know how to fight, and I’m not talking about a regular fight either. I’m talking about a “stomp-a-mud hole in you, straighten her mom bun, and make dinner like nothing ever happened” fight.
These wives have dedicated years to making these husbands what they are today. They aren’t going to sit back and watch an entitled brat swoop in and steal what’s theirs. Not many Kings would be as grand as they were without a Queen. Just saying. Find a man you can make a King and he will help make you his Queen. Kinda sounds like a typical Rap song I know but hear me out, Don’t set your sights on a married man when you can help build one with a man of your own.
If you find yourself still attracted to married men don’t call me when you are lying on the ground after receiving a beat down like a WWE match. You deserve that plus much more. Oh yeah, and very rarely do Cheaters stay with the person they used to cheat on their spouse with. Easy comes easy to go. If they will do it with you, they will do it to you!!
Next time you see your momma, slap her from me, for raising an entitled brat. The world has too many of these already. Do better Heathers mom, do better!
~ Shawna