Oh, my gourd!!! It’s almost fall. Do you know what that means?!? Absolutely nothing because we live in West Texas. Unless of course, you are one of the few who actually enjoy pumpkin spice lattes or P.S.L. You know it’s kinda like that stuff you give your favorite four-legged friend when he wakes you up from a dead sleep with that heaving warning to get him outta the house and hurry.
Pumpkin… who in their right mind enjoys that in coffee?!? Okay, okay enough about the craziness happening in fall let’s talk fall fashion… Looks like it’s the same as last year. The super cute hat you try on in the store that leads you to believe you won’t look like QUAKER OATS long lost cousin when you actually wear it in public. I want to love this trend I do but, when I wear one I can’t help but imagine me and ole Quaker in family photos looking like twins… Also, let’s talk about how these insta famous women are bundled up head to toe in flannel… Thanks but no thanks, I don’t want to wear a flannel and overalls to Thanksgiving looking like a lumber Jack who has more knowledge of trees than the hippie living back in the woods with absolutely no human contact for the last 27 years… that’s a hard PASS FOR ME! You gimme my stretchy pants 2 sizes too big, an oversized T-shirt, yesterday’s hair and makeup. I’ll show u what it’s like to ENJOY your first ever FAT GIRL FALL!!! This. This is the trend we need to focus on. Fat girl fall… You focused all summer on keeping those pounds off while looking like someone’s something. Double fisting beers, and Hard seltzers at the lake tending those littles, making memories that will last them a lifetime. So go ahead, treat yo self!!! Eat that little Debbie snack in the dark pantry with the door locked while hiding from those life-sucking gremlins.
Order that biggie-sized fry after the office “know it” sends out 20 “Per my last Emails” this week. Live your best life after all You only get one!!! FAT GIRL FALL is now in season…. (Don’t worry we will just call this Bulking when we work our butts off to lose all we have gained before next summers bikini pictures get posted on the Gram) Get cha mind right!!! Shawna